After playing this game three times with my 12-yr-old sister, I have come to these conclusions about LIFE:

1. It sucks
2. It's homophobic. The two times I decided to show some brokeback love and go for two little blue pegs rather than a blue and pink one, I lost.
3. It was probably created by some asian father trying to scare his children into med-school because being an artist got me only $20,000 each payday, whereas my sister got $100,000 as a doctor. damnation.
4. It's the most boring thing ever. I wanted to die mulitple times during the game, but suicide was never an option.
5. Stocks suck. I lost money.
6. Insurance is a waste. I believe in spending as little money as possible on practical things, therefore I decided to forego car and home insurance every time and I have yet to pay any dues for accidents. that means, in this hypothetical world...more shoes for me. =)
7. Money corrupts! My sister, even after seeing that I only have a $100,000 bill, still makes it a point to spread out all her money and count it out loud and announce that she has $1,330,000 in the end.
8. Going to college does nothing for you. I went to college each time and all it did was sign me off to a life of debt and indentitured servitude. Sure, I have a degree, but my house still broke in half after an earthquake. wtf?
9. Revenge is sweet. I am going to either 1) hide/burn the damn game, or 2) rig it so I win next time. So that way I can spread out all my money and count it in front of her... Muahaha

basically... I hate LIFE.