I was just walking to my study hall when I cross Steven. He turns to his friend and goes "I had sex with that girl."

My initial reaction:

"WTF ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS"

This came out as 'Whaaaat?' making it sound like I did have sex with him and was just indignant that he'd revealed our dirty secret. 

My second reaction, in my head so that no one could hear it, sadly enough:

"You wish. Freak."

His friend meanwhile was all seriously going "Who?" but by then I'd dodged into my classroom.

I so know that he likes me. He's actually nice to me when he's not being sick. Grossgrossgrossgross.

*dies*