Thanksgiving!

It was fun. Sohan and Piyush, as always, were hilarious, but it was so strange to see how closeted they are. They can't even watch youtube. Aunty is such a dictator. And, furthermore, I constantly kept getting chastized by Sohan for my dirty/vulgar mouth. Especially when we were playing badminton and I kept on shouting "Hit that cock!". Yes. I am a failure. Hell, even in my head I failed at not being nasty. Whatever they said, I kept thinking in terms of 'your mom' jokes. And outloud, it was 'that's what she said'. Piyush (who's like five) said "My thing isn't working!" in regards to his wii remote, but you can guess what I ended up saying.

Stalkers are scary.

Black Friday!

I worked from four to closing, but I was afraid that the buses would be packed and they wouldn't stop. So, I figured that I'd be there earlier. Like... an hour. At the bus stop, that is. Mani was doing the same. He started at two and was at the bus stop at eleven thirty. The thing was, the bus didn't stop for him, so he called his hot friend to come pick him up. That gave me about ten minutes to get ready if I wanted to tag along.

I did, and got to sit in his hot car. Behind him. Hottt.

Moving on.

At the mall, I luckily find Amanda and Alyssa. I, after all, had four hours to kill. Only bad thing was that I had half of my make-up on, as well as only half of my hair done. Yes, I looked half-classy half-I-just-woke-up. Which I did. Anyhow,apparently Alyssa was meeting this guy who called her hot and stalks her. So I guess it was technically like a date? I'm not even sure, because I've always been sure that if Alyssa wasn't Roman Catholic, she'd be a lesbian. Or asexual. Either way, half an hour was spent trying to steal her phone so that we may call this 'John' and hit on him, but instead both me and Amanda got kicked by Alyssa's clogs and hit by her cellphone.

The freak finally arrived. And, we found him in Gamestop buying Mortal Kombat. Already, he had proved himself to be a mega nerd. Sadly enough, I knew more than half of the things he was talking about.

I'm not even fully sure what he is so attracted to in Alyssa. She only talks about her babysitting kids or Pakistan, after all. And, she kinds of does it in a monotone. And, she's a prude. She's really nice, though, and I'm sure that any guy would love that. But, John just didn't seem to be that kind of type. He was perverted to the max and he loved picking on Amanda. So, half the time he was fully intent on picking on Amanda and hardly got to talk to Alyssa. I, myself, was in MAJOR need of coffee and was not the most amiable of people, and slunk to the backdrop, only coming forth to set Amanda up for John's perverted jokes. Not that it was hard, or anything.

And then Amanda left, right after I finally got some caffeine into me. I had an hour to kill still, so I was still with John and Alyssa. By this time we'd already been enlightened of the fact that I've seen most of the animes he's interested in, we both know Demetri Martin, we both know over 900,000, and many, many more things. And, I was getting weirded out because he was following /me/ around now.

I have this very bad habit of taking it unto myself to entertain the unetertained, and Alyssa had spaced off reading a copy of Inkspell in Borders Express. So, I was stuck with John, who I was suggesting to come out of the closet already. The funny thing was, the guy working there suddenly says in a low voice: "That can be easily arranged. My friend who works in Victoria's Secret is a flaming homosexual. I can get you his phone number."

John is just 'O_____O'. I'm dying. Publicly humiliating people has got to be the most fun thing ever.

Things I learned from that event:

 - Stalkers are scary.
 - I never should hang out with my friends when they are trying to get guys. I will most definitely end up talking to the guy. My ego won't let me do otherwise. I hope Alyssa won't hate me >.>
 - I need to never talk about anime again. Ever.

And then I worked till 11:00 and got to talk to many hot guys as well as many creepers. My job is so much fun.